According to Deseret Book's TV ad this (drum roll please) is a LDS Clock! So does this mean it is eight years old? Has it been baptized? If I buy one do I need to have the Ward Clerk send for it's membership records? Does it tell time by a gift of the Spirit? Will my Home Teachers give me a better report if they find one sitting on my mantel? Do I need to get a mantel? Does it chime when its time for Family Prayer? How much more to I have to pay for it than a Gentile Clock? Does a Mormon Clock keep better time than, say, a Catholic Clock? If I don't buy one is my Temple Recommend in jeopardy?
My question for Deseret Book is this, "When are you going to start selling Chia Pet replicas of the General Authorities?"
2 comments:
Maybe a Mormon Clock will sound an alarm of warning just before you commit a sin!
I just noticed that the clock says Families Are Forever - that is a clever saying for a clock. I like it.
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